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Beating A Debt Horse

In his defense, at least he has the decency, if not to put a roof over his kids' heads, then to mooch one.

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Reading, Writing, and Bowing Down To Allah

If you really want kids to understand Islam, a religion which has a holy book that commands Muslims to convert or kill all of us infidels, perhaps you should have them strap on belts of explosives...

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Return of the Pink Rambler

UNLESS YOU'RE A down-and-out drag queen with a talent for hot-wiring, your first choice of car to steal probably wouldn't be my powder-pink 1960 Nash Rambler, with its white top, a big pink-and-white covered tire on its trunk, and enough chrome to solar-power Encino for several days...

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